What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 23:37
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
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Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Just Forget it!
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
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No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Then came..
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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